Hello Earthlings

Greetings earthlings!

More specifically the small percentage of my non existent audience that happens to live in Islamabad Pakistan. If you are in fact reading this blog and happen to live in Islamabad you are familiar with the plight of us burger girls and boys living in the capital city.

By virtue of being a capital city we merit some attention but not entirely as much as that given to Lahore and Karachi. As such a regular issue we face is accessing the same variety of products whether cultural or material as that found in the other big cities.

We might win over the Pathans in Peshawar or Abbotabad,
But its a regular struggle to find that perfect selection of books or movie collectibles.

Now if I were to advertise this blog it would go something like this:

DOES THE SIGHT OF A KHAADI BOARD CAUSE YOU TO REVERT TO THE DEMEANOR OF A THUMB SUCKING FOUR YEAR OLD WITH PTSD?

DOES YOUR MOTHER EMPLOY THE THREAT OF RISHTA AUNTIES TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM?

DO YOUR FRIENDS FIND IT STRANGE THAT YOU STILL PLAY WITH A LIGHT SABER?

WOULD YOU RATHER STAPLE YOUR EYELIDS TO YOUR FOREHEAD THAN GO TO CENTAURUS SHOPPING WITH YOUR MOM?

DO YOU THINK FRATRICIDE SHOULD BE LEGALIZED?

CONGRATULATIONS MY FRIEND THIS BLOG WILL PROVE A SUFFICIENT GUIDE FOR YOU TO EASE YOUR TRANSFORMATION INTO A HERMIT CRAB (also we might be related and separated at birth)

This is The Sacred Scrutiny and I will help you discover an online alternative for everything you need to live and also review which restaurants and cafes do the fastest home delivery and most importantly where the best selection of books can be found cheaply of course.

Which is not to say this blog is targeted specifically at vitamin d deprived introverts .....

Screw it, it is okay? IT IS.

Goodbye for now but stay tuned folks!